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Confessions of a Counterfeit Farm Girl

A Memoir

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A laugh-out-loud memoir about a city slicker who discovers that Manolos and manure just don?t mix.
At her husband?s prompting, suburban mom and New York career woman Susan McCorkindale agreed to give up her stressful six-figure job. Together, they headed down south to a 500-acre beef farm, and never looked back. Well, he didn?t look back. She did. A lot.
From playing ?spot the religious billboard? on the drive to rural Virginia, to adapting to a world without Starbucks, to planning bright-orange hunter-resistant wardrobes for the kids (?We moved here to get away from the madness of Manhattan only to risk getting popped on our own property?), this is her hilarious account of how a city girl came to love?or at least tolerate?country life.
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      October 1, 2008
      McCorkindale, former marketing director at Family Circle, takes a lighthearted look at the abrupt change in lifestyle she experienced when she quit her job and moved with her husband and their two sons from bustling Ridgewood, New Jersey, to beautiful, anything but bustling Upperville, Virginia. Though admittedly weary of the corporate rat race, she wasnt prepared for the huge cultural differences she encounters once ensconced on their 500-acre beef-cattle farm. In chapters packed with droll humor (and numerous unnecessary footnotes), she addresses fashion, public versus private schools, horseback riding versus football, and Saturdays in suburbia versus Saturdays in the sticks. Cheery e-mails to friends and family include McCorkindales prolific lists of the dos and donts of Virginia social life and her own Girls Guide to Farm Speak. Though she seems to be adapting to life without Manolos and Starbucks, she still relishes her New Jersey visitshitting the nearest Designer Shoe Warehouse and loading up on Italian cold cuts. McCorkindales memoir is a witty take on what happens when you try to take the girl out of New Jersey.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2008, American Library Association.)

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